And Joel is alive and living inside a hospice downtown
He stalks through the night in the absence of light crowbar in hand
He jimmies and pries just beneath cold dead eyes going in for the teeth
See Joel get’s his kick, when they’re rubbed on his dick, when he’s rubbing one out
Joel is alive and living beside a kindergarten
The kids run to see Mister Winky they all want to play
They all laugh and scream he says it’s a dream one you should forget
My lawyer advised, this should be clarified, Mister Winky’s a dog
A dog shaped like his cock.
Poor old Phoebe, he gave her TB Piles AIDS HIV
Necrotic Diarrhea, porcine gonorrhea, mumps and rubella
Meningitis, encephalitis, dutch elm disease
Myxomatosis in gargantuan doses, really bad times
Fucking bad times.
Joel is Alive
Joel is Alive
Joel is Alive (But he’s a cunt yeah)
Joel is Alive (A massive cunt yeah)
Joel is Alive (He fucked your mum yeah)
Joel is Alive (Right in the bum yeah)
Cunt
Joel is alive and living a life of sordid disgrace
He travels the earth with diseased afterbirth tainting his trail
Blood spits when he shits red tears from the slits where his eyes used to be
So worship appease sacrificed on your knees to this dirty old cunt
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